I saw him again.
I don't... I don't know if he saw me or not.
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DIRK / TK . IT or HE.
20 y/o feline. Evil. "Homestuck introject". Transgender man, mostlyPhysically and intellectually disabled, Jewish, Indigenous (Washoe + Apache), delusional schizophrenic, psychology student, etc, etc...
ENTP if it matters, princely egotist, ShorDurPerSav expert, "weeaboo for salesmen", "standup comedy homunculus", casino regular, apathetic clairvoyant, psychopathic manchild with a veil of composure. Genuine belief in strange entities, but not gods. More people prefer my NEW refreshing taste over Pepsi.I have DID, and I share my blog with all of my alters, but mostly my "assistant manager". She is around the most. They will all post, but she will do so the most. She has a blog for images, if you're interested. Every post made by an alter will have an emoji tag to differentiate them from my own posts.I'm demiaroace and otherwise unlabelled. I am standoffish in one-on one conversations, but ultimately friendly. In this, I am much like the noble horse. I have no religion, but observe "CHAOS" and acknowledge "SLACK".
Kinlist. I have listed them in loosely descending intensity order (MOST to LEAST), but they're all significant.
Doubles welcome. We can hang out.
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Bubsy
Dib
Neko Zombie
Katz
Fiddleford
Marcie
Surge
Bedman
Mandark
Pippins
Monika
Toki
Sasha Nein
Millions Knives
Enki
- I have photosensitive epilepsy. I can handle eyestrain, but NOT strobing lights.- Tag "IRL dogs" if you can. (Art is fine BTW, unless it's realistic.)- Don't call my beliefs delusions. That's just not very nice.- I block christians 👎- Do whatever you want, but be thoughtful in execution.- I don't spread callouts or participate in the culture.
- My internet presence is rated T (TEEN), which means 16+ followers only. If you snuck in, I guess I can't stop you, I'm not a cop.- If you are weird about transgender women I WILL KILL YOU- ALL ZIONISTS MUST DIE- I don't like extracanon Homestuck things. The Epilogues and whatnot are nothing to me. Do not approach if you think that shit is well written.- DNI if you want me to stop scamming you
You have to ask for my Discord. I may not say yes.
I highly recommend the Exhaustive Cut so nothing catches you offguard.I like and endorse bad/strange/cringe/mockable and I do not agonize.
Unbound by irony, I progress with no desire to put glass in my shoes to inhibit my step just because I don't value my walk.
Video Games -
Dialtown, UT/DR, Guilty Gear, Danganronpa, Dazzeloids, Crash Bandicoot, Bubsy, Fear and Hunger, Portal, Psychonauts, Edna and Harvey, Anthology of the Killer, Hypnospace Outlaw, Parappa the Rapper / Um Jammer Lammy, N64 Zelda, The Stanley Parable, Yume Nikki, ETC...
Movies / TV -
Gregory Horror Show, Metalocalypse, Superjail, The Lorax (2012 and 1972), Ballmastrz 9009, Dexter's Lab, The X Files, Gravity Falls, Trigun (98 ONLY), Felidae (1994), Jimmy Neutron, Smiling Friends, Serial Experiments Lain, Mob Psycho 100, Transformers (Animated / G1 / Armada/Energon), ETC...
You will see me post about Homestuck.
You may continue blacklisting #homestuck if this is an issue.
Some special interests -
Puppets, adult animation, 3D / mascot platformers, Alton Towers, rollercoasters/theme parks as a whole, advertisements ("consumer aesthetic"; product packaging; mascots; both strange and conventional fast food), casinos, malware, video game easter eggs, the Church of the Subgenius, paranormality, YTP, urban legends, Garfield, old PS1 / PS2 games, ETC...FAVORITE BANDS:
The Residents, Prince, Oingo Boingo, Ween, Severed Heads, Mr Bungle, VHS Head, System of a Down, Tyler the Creator, Talking Heads, Negativland, Kikuo, They Might Be Giants, Death Grips, the Art of Noise, DEVO
I totally won't type like this all the time.I do a lot of horrendous OC x canon, and I follow a lot of other selfshippers. We're all in a little clump.I don't usually like posts, unless I want to save them for something, or if they're pinned posts. Rest assured I am looking at every damn thing you post and nodding my head solemnly.I write two webcomics, by the names of BLACKLIGHT and TOXORANCIDITY. Neither of them are being released yet. Soon. Ask about them in the meantime.I may not always answer asks, I just forget sometimes. Don't take it personally.The reason I list so much information about myself on the internet is because there's always a chance that someone will have the exact same proclivities I do and we will be comrades forever. You laugh, but it's worked before.